heard	Bootsy Collins			Jungle Bass
			Philharmonie			Rage
			Keneally			Boil that Dust Speck
			Yes			The Yes Album
			The Mistakes			The Mistakes

 

Eno's Roxy Reverie the deadline for epitaphs is the 24th (10-18) S ome loser stole the radio antennae off of my car. Not the radio, not the hubcaps, not the bloody car, but the antennae for the radio. I had a CD player in my car when I moved to this city. Someone ripped that out within a month. It pissed me off and made me feel a little less trusting about the world around me, but at least it made sense. That Car CD player was worth a couple hundred dollars… Someone unscrewed the fucking antennae from the hood of my car, and walked off it.   Hey, America's Most Wanted, what the hell were you thinking?   You now have a metal stick. My metal stick. What do you need it for? Why the metal stick but not the radio inside my car that went with it? I admit, it's the factory installed radio that doesn't sound all that great, and one of the speakers in the back of the car has a short in the wiring and doesn't always work right, but at least there's a crime there. You stole a radio antennae off of a 1996 Dodge Neon. That's not even the kind of thing you can brag about to anyone. I know. I can see it now. You were walking down the street and needed something to swipe at weeds with. You're one of those freelance guerilla orchestra conductors and something about the shape of my antennae made you think it would make a great baton. Oh wait, I know -- You're a complete dumbass and you get your kicks stealing shit that has no intrinsic value to anyone but the owner. Hey Lex Luthor, you forgot to take my gas cap and the dodge emblem off of the hood!   Ah, you don't have to leave yet, do ya? My head's still attached to my torso!   I feel like Mel Gibson in that awful Ron Howard film,   GIVE ME BACK MY METAL STICK!!!     …Two days later I stop at an Texaco station to fill up my tank…   they got my gas cap, too.