Disclaimer

Should anybody out there reading this start wondering just who the hell I am to be pointing such fingers at your favorite musician, let me be the first to say that in my own playing I tend to favor long, self-indulgent guitar solos filled with weedle-weedle-wee notes played at a sometimes unnecessary rate of speed. I have never really watched myself play these solos, but I can almost guarantee that they come complete with pursed lips and embarrassing poses.
 
I'm not saying your guitarist sucks.

I'm saying that he's a guitarist.